ERMAHGERD

Apr 18

just-writer-problems:

Requested by Anonymous.

just-writer-problems:

Requested by Anonymous.

(Source: sherlynn58, via fuckyeah1990s)

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woodmeat:

dickgripper:

when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or

my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed

(via sniffing)

vanjalen:

i love every part of this

vanjalen:

i love every part of this

(Source: emiliogorgeous, via dutchster)

iguanamouth:

last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room simultaneously remembered that mike was colorblind

(via sniffing)

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michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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(via thefuuuucomics)

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